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I say this; I say that, what the hell you want to listen from me?
I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i'm God.
I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking…
I won't try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me :P
I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
I would like to shot by Hitler instead of living with a rude friend like you.
I'll be yours forever, just tell me when to start.
I'm a liar. But then, how can you be so sure of this statement to not be a lie?
I'm not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.
I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.
I'm too busy right now, can i ignore you some other time?
I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.
If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?
If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them.
If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more.
If you ever think I am ignoring you, I swear I am. My phone is in my hand 24x7 :-P :-D
If you want to be rude then you should become a celebrity.
It's funny how many lies can be packed in one LOVE LETTER.
Its amazing how crazy i feel when my phone vibrates and I'm begging it to be you.
LIFE – LOVE = ZERO
Let Fools Chase The World.. I only want you ;)
Let me hurt your face, may be I got a little relief by doing this.
Loving you is like breathing How can I stop?
ME without you is like: Facebook without friends, YouTube without videos and Google with no results.
My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
My favorite kind of people are the relatives who give money when they leave. :D
My first name and your last name would sound great together.
My life is open book but i don't allow everyone to read it.
My mind tells me to give up, my heart won't let me.
No matter where I am, no matter where you are, I'll be there when its over baby. Cause I was there from the start.
Not every goodbye is painful like a ”goodbye class” from teacher!!
Of course I'm not perfect; there's a crack in my ass!
Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
People need to lose the attitudes today b'coz I am NOT in the mood.
Person you love is 72.8% water.
Pillow is my best hair stylist - Waiting for better tomorrow!
Read books instead of reading my status!
Real men stay dedicated to only one girl!
Roses are red Sky is blue ..Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two !!!
Smile today, cry tomorrow. Read this everyday!
Some people are alive only, Because it's illegal to kill them.
Some people are perfect in being *FAKE* then being *REAL*.
Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams :)
Sorry about those messages that I sent you last night, my WhatsApp was drunk.
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Stop ! Status under construction :D
The only math I can remember is that …. You + Me = Forever
The whole world is great! That is…until you wake up.
There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?
Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love.
Warning, it's not safe to talk to me at the moment..
Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words. :D
What is the main reason for failure? I think its EXAMS. What do you think?
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say!
When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss you.
When I write Etc., it means End of Thinking Capacity :D
You ignored the softness of my heart and get ready to believe on my mean behaviour.
the first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest. :P
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I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I am looking for.I say this; I say that, what the hell you want to listen from me?
I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i'm God.
I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking…
I won't try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me :P
I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
I would like to shot by Hitler instead of living with a rude friend like you.
I'll be yours forever, just tell me when to start.
I'm a liar. But then, how can you be so sure of this statement to not be a lie?
I'm not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.
I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.
I'm too busy right now, can i ignore you some other time?
I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.
If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?
If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them.
If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more.
If you ever think I am ignoring you, I swear I am. My phone is in my hand 24x7 :-P :-D
If you want to be rude then you should become a celebrity.
It's funny how many lies can be packed in one LOVE LETTER.
Its amazing how crazy i feel when my phone vibrates and I'm begging it to be you.
LIFE – LOVE = ZERO
Let Fools Chase The World.. I only want you ;)
Let me hurt your face, may be I got a little relief by doing this.
Loving you is like breathing How can I stop?
ME without you is like: Facebook without friends, YouTube without videos and Google with no results.
My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
My favorite kind of people are the relatives who give money when they leave. :D
My first name and your last name would sound great together.
My life is open book but i don't allow everyone to read it.
My mind tells me to give up, my heart won't let me.
No matter where I am, no matter where you are, I'll be there when its over baby. Cause I was there from the start.
Not every goodbye is painful like a ”goodbye class” from teacher!!
Of course I'm not perfect; there's a crack in my ass!
Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
People need to lose the attitudes today b'coz I am NOT in the mood.
Person you love is 72.8% water.
Pillow is my best hair stylist - Waiting for better tomorrow!
Read books instead of reading my status!
Real men stay dedicated to only one girl!
Roses are red Sky is blue ..Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two !!!
Smile today, cry tomorrow. Read this everyday!
Some people are alive only, Because it's illegal to kill them.
Some people are perfect in being *FAKE* then being *REAL*.
Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams :)
Sorry about those messages that I sent you last night, my WhatsApp was drunk.
Space available for advertisement.:-p
Stop ! Status under construction :D
The only math I can remember is that …. You + Me = Forever
The whole world is great! That is…until you wake up.
There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?
Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love.
Warning, it's not safe to talk to me at the moment..
Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words. :D
What is the main reason for failure? I think its EXAMS. What do you think?
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say!
When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss you.
When I write Etc., it means End of Thinking Capacity :D
You ignored the softness of my heart and get ready to believe on my mean behaviour.
the first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest. :P