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Technology Status
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.If I went binary, you would be the '1' for me.
If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?
I'm thankful my childhood was filled with imagination & bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes u get on a pic
I'm not anti-social, I'm just not user friendly
I remember my first day on twitter..I was like, "What the fuck is this shit?"
I heard you took an IQ test and they said your results were negative.
I dropped my laptop off the boat. It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.
I don't have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
GETTING A TEXT IN THE MORNING and reading it with one eye open. (-.~)
Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
Don't try to typecast me.. its not possible!!
Do not be afraid to step on people. Mario made a career from it.
Dear websites asking for my age, I'm going to select born in 2013. Sincerely, why is that even an option ?? -_-
Better to be a geek than an idiot.
Admit it. None of us know how to play Minesweeper. We just click randoms boxes.
A good girlfriend saves atleast 20 GB of space on your computers.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
11:10..."One More Minute!!!" *Gets Distracted* 11:12... "SERIOUSLY!?!"
"You tweet a lot" ... "Bitch, it's TWITTER."