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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.
Oooooh, thats a bit too harsh. Let me put a 'lol' at the end of it.
One day, I'm gonna make the onions cry.
Money can't buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.
May I go to the toilet = I'm fucking bored.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
Love is not something you say and it happens. It is a feeling that is felt deep in the heart and I feel it for you
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up
Life is a mirror and will reflect back to the thinker what he thinks into it.
Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men's toilet.
I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
Its awesome .. when some one understands u more than u..! :-)
It's funny how all trust goes away when you can't find the remote. "Are you sitting on the remote?" No. "Stand up".
I still miss him, I miss him, I'm missing him.
I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
I miss your smile but I miss my own even more.
I like crazy people, especially those who don't see the risk.
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
If you realize that you spend nice moments beside someone, that means that your heart loves that person.
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.
I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
I don't want to earn my living, I want to live.
I don't always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.
I've found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?
I'm not single, I'm just romantically challenged.
I'm jealous of my parents, i'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
Honesty is the best gift you can give.
God is really creative, i mean..just look at me.
Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).
Every single thing that has ever happened in your life is preparing you for a moment that is yet to come.
Eight letters, three words, one regret. I miss you.
Don't like me? Cool, I don't wake up every day to impress you.
Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
Awesome Status
Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.
Oooooh, thats a bit too harsh. Let me put a 'lol' at the end of it.
One day, I'm gonna make the onions cry.
Money can't buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.
May I go to the toilet = I'm fucking bored.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
Love is not something you say and it happens. It is a feeling that is felt deep in the heart and I feel it for you
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up
Life is a mirror and will reflect back to the thinker what he thinks into it.
Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men's toilet.
I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
Its awesome .. when some one understands u more than u..! :-)
It's funny how all trust goes away when you can't find the remote. "Are you sitting on the remote?" No. "Stand up".
I still miss him, I miss him, I'm missing him.
I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
I miss your smile but I miss my own even more.
I like crazy people, especially those who don't see the risk.
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
If you realize that you spend nice moments beside someone, that means that your heart loves that person.
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.
I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
I don't want to earn my living, I want to live.
I don't always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.
I've found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?
I'm not single, I'm just romantically challenged.
I'm jealous of my parents, i'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
Honesty is the best gift you can give.
God is really creative, i mean..just look at me.
Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).
Every single thing that has ever happened in your life is preparing you for a moment that is yet to come.
Eight letters, three words, one regret. I miss you.
Don't like me? Cool, I don't wake up every day to impress you.
Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.