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Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.
When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it's like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
When you're good, you're good, when you're awesome you're me.
When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke..
When I drink alcohol.. Everyone says I'm alcoholic. But.. When I drink Fanta.. No one says I'm fantastic.
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Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.
Trust me, when I woke up today I had no plans to be awesome. It just happens. They ignore you now, but they will need you later.
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
Those who say money can't buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.
The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
They say "don't drink and drive". Well.. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I'm a badass.
The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.
The only normal people you know are the ones you don't know very well.
The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
The best thing about a picture is that it never changes even when the people in it do.
The awesome moment, when, you upload a status just for one particular person, and that person co-incidently is the first one to LIKE that status..!! :-)
The awesome feeling you get when people remember small details about you. :-)
The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you're watching.
The Awsome moment.. When u r telling A Joke but can't finish it Because Your laughng too hard.. Then friend says: Dekh Pehly hans ley ya bol ley :P
That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like "Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald's".
That feeling when you enter to a store & they play your favorite song :)
That awesome moment when we bunkers get more marks !! Than attenders :D ;)
That awesome moment, when you try to overtake a girl on scooty .and all of a sudden she decides to Race with you :D
That awesome moment, when You say something funny in class and everyone laughs at it n then you sit there like a Legend..
That Awesome Moment When You carry someone's baby & they refuse to go back to their parent's hands just because they like you.
That Awesome Moment, When You Find A Free WiFi In Public Places.. :-D
That Amazing Moment.. When YOu DrOp YOur PhOne.. But, The HeadphOnes Save Its Life.. ^_-
That 'Awesome moment', when you see someone's status,and you know it's aimed at you :-)
Taking revenge is wrong..very very wrong.. But very very fun.
Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :').
Someday somewhere somehow me & you will be together.
Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.
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Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.
When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it's like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
When you're good, you're good, when you're awesome you're me.
When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke..
When I drink alcohol.. Everyone says I'm alcoholic. But.. When I drink Fanta.. No one says I'm fantastic.
Awesome Whatsapp Status
Clever Whatsapp Status
Pets Status for Whatsapp
True Whatsapp Status
Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.
Trust me, when I woke up today I had no plans to be awesome. It just happens. They ignore you now, but they will need you later.
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
Those who say money can't buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.
The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
They say "don't drink and drive". Well.. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I'm a badass.
The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.
The only normal people you know are the ones you don't know very well.
The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
The best thing about a picture is that it never changes even when the people in it do.
The awesome moment, when, you upload a status just for one particular person, and that person co-incidently is the first one to LIKE that status..!! :-)
The awesome feeling you get when people remember small details about you. :-)
The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you're watching.
The Awsome moment.. When u r telling A Joke but can't finish it Because Your laughng too hard.. Then friend says: Dekh Pehly hans ley ya bol ley :P
That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like "Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald's".
That feeling when you enter to a store & they play your favorite song :)
That awesome moment when we bunkers get more marks !! Than attenders :D ;)
That awesome moment, when you try to overtake a girl on scooty .and all of a sudden she decides to Race with you :D
That awesome moment, when You say something funny in class and everyone laughs at it n then you sit there like a Legend..
That Awesome Moment When You carry someone's baby & they refuse to go back to their parent's hands just because they like you.
That Awesome Moment, When You Find A Free WiFi In Public Places.. :-D
That Amazing Moment.. When YOu DrOp YOur PhOne.. But, The HeadphOnes Save Its Life.. ^_-
That 'Awesome moment', when you see someone's status,and you know it's aimed at you :-)
Taking revenge is wrong..very very wrong.. But very very fun.
Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :').
Someday somewhere somehow me & you will be together.
Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.