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I don't have a dirty mind, i have a sexy imaginations.
I don't have time to hate people,who hate me.because, I'm too busy in loving people who love me.
I don't insult people, I just describe them.
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog.
If being hot is a crime …………….. ARREST ME.
If you don't care, stop talking about it.
If you love me raise your hand & you don't then raise your standard.
I hate when people look at my phone while I'm typing. It's not that I have something to hide... It's just none of their damn business :/
I have a bad habit of reading a text and forgetting to reply.
I need a Google in my mind :) and an Anti-virus in my heart..
I need a lifetime lover, not a night time lover.
I smile... Because I don't know WHAT THE HELL is going on.
It's better living in the zoo than living with you..
I tried to be normal. Worst two minutes of my life.
I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.
Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :P
Life is so much better when you stop caring about what everyone thinks, and start to actually live for yourself.
Life is to Taste, not to Waste !
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, If you can't laugh at yourself, CALL ME...I'LL LAUGH AT YOU.
Life was much easier when APPLE and BLACKBERRY were just fruits.
Love is cute when it's new, but love is most beautiful when it last.
Mans are many but money is money :D
Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number :D
Music is my escape from the bullshit in life..
My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
My favourite kind of people are the relatives who give money when they leave. :D
My heart is stolen…can I check your bra?
My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day
My silence doesn't mean that I quit… It simply means that I don't want to argue with people who just don't want to understand!!!
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
Never apologize for being you.
Never be fooled by what you see on the outside, b'coz on the inside it's often a different story.
No matter how much i try to forget you, you'll always be a part of me.
No matter how “busy” a person is, if they really care, they will always find the time for you.
No matter if my name is not big, but I have done big works.
OF COURSE ! Talk to myself, sometime i need expert advice.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist :P
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I don't hate schooI. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.I don't have a dirty mind, i have a sexy imaginations.
I don't have time to hate people,who hate me.because, I'm too busy in loving people who love me.
I don't insult people, I just describe them.
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog.
If being hot is a crime …………….. ARREST ME.
If you don't care, stop talking about it.
If you love me raise your hand & you don't then raise your standard.
I hate when people look at my phone while I'm typing. It's not that I have something to hide... It's just none of their damn business :/
I have a bad habit of reading a text and forgetting to reply.
I need a Google in my mind :) and an Anti-virus in my heart..
I need a lifetime lover, not a night time lover.
I smile... Because I don't know WHAT THE HELL is going on.
It's better living in the zoo than living with you..
I tried to be normal. Worst two minutes of my life.
I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.
Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :P
Life is so much better when you stop caring about what everyone thinks, and start to actually live for yourself.
Life is to Taste, not to Waste !
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, If you can't laugh at yourself, CALL ME...I'LL LAUGH AT YOU.
Life was much easier when APPLE and BLACKBERRY were just fruits.
Love is cute when it's new, but love is most beautiful when it last.
Mans are many but money is money :D
Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number :D
Music is my escape from the bullshit in life..
My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
My favourite kind of people are the relatives who give money when they leave. :D
My heart is stolen…can I check your bra?
My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day
My silence doesn't mean that I quit… It simply means that I don't want to argue with people who just don't want to understand!!!
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
Never apologize for being you.
Never be fooled by what you see on the outside, b'coz on the inside it's often a different story.
No matter how much i try to forget you, you'll always be a part of me.
No matter how “busy” a person is, if they really care, they will always find the time for you.
No matter if my name is not big, but I have done big works.
OF COURSE ! Talk to myself, sometime i need expert advice.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist :P