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Admit it, you are not the same person you were a year ago.
After Monday and Tuesday, even calendar says W T F...
An apple in a day keeps anyone away, If you through it hard.
Attitude is like underwear Don't show it just wore it !
Be a good person in life, but be bad on the bed. ;)
Beautiful face, Beautiful body, Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.
Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!
Be yourself! You're not born to impress any one..
Come in my Heart and pay no rent.
Don't TRUST too much , don't LOVE too much , don't CARE too much because that ' TOO MUCH ' will HURT you so much !
Don't cheat. If you're not happy just leave.
Don't do homework save paper! :P
Don't play stupid with me, I am better at it..
Don't waste your time with explanations, people only hear what they want to hear.
Every mother on earth gave birth to child except my mother, She gave birth to Legend !
Food, Water, Sleep, Love, Whatsapp, Repeat it.
Girl's eyes are faster than GOOGLE in searching handsome guy but girl's heart is slower than a turtle in forgetting a boy that she loved.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
God is really creative, I mean... just look at me !
God was showing off when He created you.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
How other see you, is not important...How you see yourself means everything.
I'll hit you so hard even GOOGLE wan't able to find you.
I'm Jealous Of My Parents… I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
I'm a good boy with bad habits :P
I'm crazy but original you try to be me and you fail..
I'm not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME !
I'm not going to feel sorry for myself anymore. If you were stupid enough to walk away, I'll be smart enough to let you go.
I'm not immature…i just know how to have fun.
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode..
I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shits.
I Don't Care About Popularity. I Live In Reality. Based On Originality. Forget Looks. I Respect Personality.
I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..!
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
I am who I am, Your approval is not needed.
I can't read lips unless they're touching mine.
I can drive you crazy without a drivers license.
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Respecting a women is the best way to tell her how beautiful she is…Admit it, you are not the same person you were a year ago.
After Monday and Tuesday, even calendar says W T F...
An apple in a day keeps anyone away, If you through it hard.
Attitude is like underwear Don't show it just wore it !
Be a good person in life, but be bad on the bed. ;)
Beautiful face, Beautiful body, Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.
Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!
Be yourself! You're not born to impress any one..
Come in my Heart and pay no rent.
Don't TRUST too much , don't LOVE too much , don't CARE too much because that ' TOO MUCH ' will HURT you so much !
Don't cheat. If you're not happy just leave.
Don't do homework save paper! :P
Don't play stupid with me, I am better at it..
Don't waste your time with explanations, people only hear what they want to hear.
Every mother on earth gave birth to child except my mother, She gave birth to Legend !
Food, Water, Sleep, Love, Whatsapp, Repeat it.
Girl's eyes are faster than GOOGLE in searching handsome guy but girl's heart is slower than a turtle in forgetting a boy that she loved.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
God is really creative, I mean... just look at me !
God was showing off when He created you.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
How other see you, is not important...How you see yourself means everything.
I'll hit you so hard even GOOGLE wan't able to find you.
I'm Jealous Of My Parents… I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
I'm a good boy with bad habits :P
I'm crazy but original you try to be me and you fail..
I'm not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME !
I'm not going to feel sorry for myself anymore. If you were stupid enough to walk away, I'll be smart enough to let you go.
I'm not immature…i just know how to have fun.
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode..
I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shits.
I Don't Care About Popularity. I Live In Reality. Based On Originality. Forget Looks. I Respect Personality.
I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..!
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
I am who I am, Your approval is not needed.
I can't read lips unless they're touching mine.
I can drive you crazy without a drivers license.