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Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.
Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?
Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.
Whoever says "Good Morning" on Monday's deserves to get slapped :)
When a woman says WHAT? Its not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be "I left one million dollars in the...
When I'm a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I'm Driving I Hate Pedestrians...
We are WTF generation .... WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook :D
Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. :D
Today's Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.
There's like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world ... huh
The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight :)
The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is "Salary is Credited" :)
TODAY has been cencelled. Go back to BED :)
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
Save water drink beer.
Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.
Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour's wife; And beer as COLD as your own. :)
Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
People who exercise live longer, but what's the point when those extra years are spent at gym.
People call me mike .. You can call me tonight.. :p
One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions :)
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
My father always told me, 'Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.
My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lolz
My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lol
My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!
My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.
Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.
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You can never buy Love....But still you have to pay for it ..Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.
Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?
Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.
Whoever says "Good Morning" on Monday's deserves to get slapped :)
When a woman says WHAT? Its not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be "I left one million dollars in the...
When I'm a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I'm Driving I Hate Pedestrians...
We are WTF generation .... WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook :D
Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. :D
Today's Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.
There's like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world ... huh
The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight :)
The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is "Salary is Credited" :)
TODAY has been cencelled. Go back to BED :)
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
Save water drink beer.
Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.
Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour's wife; And beer as COLD as your own. :)
Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
People who exercise live longer, but what's the point when those extra years are spent at gym.
People call me mike .. You can call me tonight.. :p
One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions :)
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
My father always told me, 'Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.
My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lolz
My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lol
My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!
My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.
Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.