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80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
Admit it, you listen to other strangers conversations and mentally give your opinion.
BRB = I don't want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else to say. Cool = I don't care.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture.
Caution, Blind Man Driving.
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
Dear Food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat :)
Dear Google, Please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.
Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. :)
Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she's not coming back.
Definition of human being: a creature that cuts trees, makes paper & write "SAVE TREES" on the same paper.
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.
Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbours are not.
Don't worry. God is always on time.
Every girl deserves ONE GUY who looks at her every day like it's the first time he saw her. And Im that ONE GUY :)
Everything I like is either Illegal, Immoral, Fattening, Addictive, Expensive, or Impossible.
Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.
Flip a coin... If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine. :)
For all the girls that say ..... All guys are the same ...... Who told you to try them ALL.
For you men who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember thats where the knives are kept. :)
Friday is my second favorite F word.
Girl, you better have a license, coz you are driving me crazy!
Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday.
Girls work on their looks but not their minds b'coz they know boys are stupid, not blind.
God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China :)
God was showing off when He created you.
How do people write an auto biography? I can barley remember what I had for lunch yesterday :)
How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday :)
I don't believe that love comes to those who wait. Today love comes to those who flirt. LOLz
I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
I hate when people all of a sudden decide to be funny when I am drinking something :)
I look at people sometimes and think ..... Really?? That's the sperm that won :)
I love my job only when I'm on vacation

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03:01:00 Crazy Status

Crazy Status for Whatsapp, Crazy Quotes Ultimate Collection - P6

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"I came here in peace, seeking gold and slaves." – Jack Handey
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." – Sam Kinison
"I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood." – Larry David
"I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort." – Zach Galifianakis
"I'm on a whiskey diet.. I've lost three days already." – Tommy Cooper
"Onions make me sad. A lot of people don't realize that." – Mitch Hedberg
"There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life." – Doug Stanhope
A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy.
Be careful of following the masses - remove the "m" and who exactly are you following?
Behind every successful man... There is a confused woman.
Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog's proposal. :P
Boys think of girls like books, if the cover doesn't catch their eyes, they won't even bother to read what's inside.
Dear LOL and Hamm, Thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say. :D
Dear Sleep! I Know We Had Problems When I Was Younger! But NOW I Lubbb you :-D
Dear mom and dad, when I lie to you, it's for your own good. :P
Every time I drink I get awesome :-)
Excuse me! Ye lijiye aapki soch. Mujhe giri hui mili thi. :P
Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are already taken.
God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well... we all make mistakes.
Gravity always gets me down. :)
HEY YOU, yeah I'm talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?
I am so cool, my selfie is called a kulfi!
I can handle pain until it hurts.
I follow the quote, "Always be true to yourself" because I only lie to others... :P :D
I gotta go to work today because millions of people on welfare depend on me.
I know the door to your heart belongs to another, but I think I can slip in through the window.
I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun.
I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos. :D
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out!!!
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative. :p
If "Da Vinci Code" has been written by Punjabi author then its name would be "Vinci Da Code"!
If Sunny Leone marries Sunny Deol, she will also become Sunny Deol :P :D :P :D
If life doesn't scare the shit out of you, you're doing it wrong.
If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.

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03:00:00 Crazy Status

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I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
I speak two languages, Body and English.
I think I got a fever, a fever of you :)
I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste :)
I'll be drunk when I wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed.
I'm a good boy with bad habits :P
I'm not short, I am just concentrated awesome!
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog
If a single teacher can't teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.
If life gives you questions, Google gives you answers.
If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
If you can't convince them, Confuse them.
If you can't find the key to success, pick the lock.
If you don't care stop talking about it.
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.
If you wish to avoid seeing a fool, you must break your mirror :D
Im a humble person, really. I'm actually much greater than I think I am.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
It's funny how people judge other's mistakes while they also do the same thing.
Its Cute When your Crush's Crush is You.
Its better to fail than to cheat but its better to cheat than to repeat.
Kiss me and you will see how important I am.
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
Life isn't about getting and having, it's about giving and being.
Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".
Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbouring table n wish you"d ordered that.
Milk does the body good but DAMN how much did you drink?
Money can't buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.
Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number :D
My name is I. My problem is love. My solution is you.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Never apologize for being you.
No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
Nothing is illegal until you get caught :)
Nothing is over until you stop trying.
Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture :)
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Only fools fall in love and I guess I'm one of them :)

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Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL
God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P
Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.
GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.
Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!! :P
Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.
Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call... Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!
Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)
Excuse me .... Plesae empty your pockets .... I think you stole my heart.
Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.
Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..
Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it
Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make a bad person.
Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you're going to die.
C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping :)
Boys, if you don't look like calvin klein models, don't expect us to look like victoria secrets angels. (From All Bachelor Girls Association) :)
At least mosquito's are attracted to me.
Always wear cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.
A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
Person you love is 72.8% water.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
Please GOD if you can't make me slim, make my friends fat.
Quiet people have the loudest minds.
Quit your job, buy a ticket, get a train, fall in love and never return.
Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status!
Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.
Thanks to Google, Wikipedia, and whoever the hell invented copy and paste. Thank you Guys.
The definition of a beautiful girl is one who loves me :)
The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
The question I have not been able to answer is "What... does a woman want?"
There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.
Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
We become what we think about.
Whatever it is — I didn't do it!
You can stay in my heart without paying single penny.
You remind me of my Chinese friend... Ug Lee
my attitude depends upon the people in front of me.

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02:58:00 Crazy Status

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It is a sad fact that 20% of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the remaining end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones.
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits But Ultimately She Is A Mother And We Should Respect Her.
Money can't buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE
Never make the same mistake twice, there are so many new ones, try a different one each day.
Newton's law of love: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed. Only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another with some loss of money.
Our generation doesn't ring the doorbell...we text or call to say we're outside...
She loves me or not but I love her a lot. :P
Silence is the best answer of all questions and Smile is the best reaction in all situations. Unfortunately both never help in VIVA & INTERVIEW.
Some people have relationships and some people have patiyala.
Sometimes its better to bunk the class instead of attending it Cause today wen I look back, my marks never make me laugh but memories d...
Sorry... I'm not Rihanna. I don't love the way you lie.
The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exam or are in love.
Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do, so throw off the bowlines, sail away from safe harbor, catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore, Dream, Discover.
Warning, do you think its right time to talk to me?
We live in WTF generation - Wikipedia, twitter, facebook
What do girls want? EVERYTHING!!!
What i if told you...you the read first line wrong... same with the second... :p
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always!
When people don't laugh at my jokes I just assume that they're not up to my level of comedy.
You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.
You can never really say what's on your mind, when your family is on Facebook.
vI am not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time ... ... ... lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.

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You can never buy Love....But still you have to pay for it ..
Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.
Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?
Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.
Whoever says "Good Morning" on Monday's deserves to get slapped :)
When a woman says WHAT? Its not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be "I left one million dollars in the...
When I'm a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I'm Driving I Hate Pedestrians...
We are WTF generation .... WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook :D
Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. :D
Today's Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.
There's like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world ... huh
The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight :)
The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is "Salary is Credited" :)
TODAY has been cencelled. Go back to BED :)
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
Save water drink beer.
Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.
Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour's wife; And beer as COLD as your own. :)
Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
People who exercise live longer, but what's the point when those extra years are spent at gym.
People call me mike .. You can call me tonight.. :p
One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions :)
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
My father always told me, 'Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.
My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lolz
My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lol
My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!
My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.
Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.

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02:55:00 Crazy Status

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Life is too short smile while you still have teeth...
Life is Short - Chat Fast!
Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you are so damn funny.
I wonder what happens when doctor's wife eats an apple a day. :)
I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!
I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. :)
I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi :)
It may look like I'm deep in thought, but 99% of the time I'm just thinking about what food to eat later.
It's been 70+ years, Tom. You're never going to eat Jerry :)
Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.
I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.
I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep :)
In bed, it's 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school it's 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31
In Modern Politics, Even The Leader Of The Free World Needs Help From The Sultan Of Facebookistan!!!
I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat :)
I love my job only when I'm on vacation.....
I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them :)
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either :)
If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more.
If time does not wait for you, don't worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.
If school has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)
If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.
If College has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)
I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough ;)
I am sure I have a defective iPhone, I keep pressing the home button and I'm still at work.
I am not addicted to WHATS APP. I only use it when I have time ....... lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. :)
I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice :)
I Like to study.. Arithmetic - NO ... world history - NO .... chemistry - NO .... GIRLS - YES!!!
I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. :)
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
I'm Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
How can i miss something i never had?
Hey there whatsapp is using me.
Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley...

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