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God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P
Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.
GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.
Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!! :P
Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.
Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call... Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!
Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)
Excuse me .... Plesae empty your pockets .... I think you stole my heart.
Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.
Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..
Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it
Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make a bad person.
Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you're going to die.
C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping :)
Boys, if you don't look like calvin klein models, don't expect us to look like victoria secrets angels. (From All Bachelor Girls Association) :)
At least mosquito's are attracted to me.
Always wear cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.
A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
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Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOLGod is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P
Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.
GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.
Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!! :P
Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.
Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call... Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!
Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)
Excuse me .... Plesae empty your pockets .... I think you stole my heart.
Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.
Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..
Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it
Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make a bad person.
Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you're going to die.
C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping :)
Boys, if you don't look like calvin klein models, don't expect us to look like victoria secrets angels. (From All Bachelor Girls Association) :)
At least mosquito's are attracted to me.
Always wear cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.
A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
Person you love is 72.8% water.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
Please GOD if you can't make me slim, make my friends fat.
Quiet people have the loudest minds.
Quit your job, buy a ticket, get a train, fall in love and never return.
Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status!
Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.
Thanks to Google, Wikipedia, and whoever the hell invented copy and paste. Thank you Guys.
The definition of a beautiful girl is one who loves me :)
The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
The question I have not been able to answer is "What... does a woman want?"
There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.
Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
We become what we think about.
Whatever it is — I didn't do it!
You can stay in my heart without paying single penny.
You remind me of my Chinese friend... Ug Lee
my attitude depends upon the people in front of me.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
Person you love is 72.8% water.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
Please GOD if you can't make me slim, make my friends fat.
Quiet people have the loudest minds.
Quit your job, buy a ticket, get a train, fall in love and never return.
Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status!
Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.
Thanks to Google, Wikipedia, and whoever the hell invented copy and paste. Thank you Guys.
The definition of a beautiful girl is one who loves me :)
The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
The question I have not been able to answer is "What... does a woman want?"
There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.
Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
We become what we think about.
Whatever it is — I didn't do it!
You can stay in my heart without paying single penny.
You remind me of my Chinese friend... Ug Lee
my attitude depends upon the people in front of me.