Facebook Status, Facebook Funny Status, Cool Status for Facebook, Facebook Angry Status, Cute Status for Facebook.
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"Unfriend" on Facebook... Is the modern form of Childhood "Patti".
2 mints silent for those.. Who seen but didn't like my posts.
3 things I have learned from Facebook! (1) Never trust FB friends. One day they will backstab you. (2) Never be in a relationship from FB. Better be in relationship with 1 you know personally. (3) Don't be excited if you receive friend request from girl, it may be fake id. :P
Awesome moment is when you reading someone's status and you know its for you.... :-)
Behind every deleted Facebook & Whats app account there is an untold story.
Dear FACEBOOK! Don't show us so much attitude, You can't even Sign Up without us Yours Sincerely: Msn, Yahoo, Email, Hotmail :P.
Dear Facebook, Don't feel proud about your popularity 60% of your profiles are fake ! :P
Dear Facebook..! Plz change your "What's on your mind" to "Copied..??...Now Paste Here"! :P :P :P:P
Dear Facebook... Every time I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her?" Is she your sister..??? :p
Definition of LIKE button on Facebook!!! Girls believe that it will cost Rs 5 for hitting like button 1 Time and they don't like anything except their own status.... Whereas boys know that its completely free of cost and effectively utilize it to impress girls by Liking their Status updates and comments even if they are senseless.... Welcome To FACEBOOK :P
Drug?? No thanks, I am addicted to worst than that.... i:e Facebook
Facebook Saves Life..!! A depressed college Student went to Railway Track for Suicide.... Train was Coming Closer and He Suddenly came out of the track and Said... "Oh Shitt !! Forgot to Update status In Facebook that Im Gonna Die" :D
Facebook and Twitter are becoming new favorite investigative tools for divorce lawyers.:p=D
Facebook is in relationship with you tube..:-P
Getting Blocked by your GF/BF on Facebook is like electronic Divorce :p :D
How Stories Will Begin In The Future "Once Upon A Timeline..." :D
I Still Remember Those Days When Photos Were Taken For Memories & Not For Facebook Profiles..!! :-| ;)
If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up, remember, you can always change your birthday on Facebook :-P
If your relationship status says, "It's complicated" you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single" :)
I guess actions Speak Everything..... Not a Facebook Status!!!
I had a Facebook crush, it all ended after her Photoshop trial version expired.
I hate it when I look horrible in a group photo and the person who looks good refuses to delete it....
I hates studying for exams, Is there any fb APPLICATION for that?
I hate studying for exams, Is there any fb APPLICATION for that?
I hate when I look horrible in a group picture and the person that looks good refuses to delete it.
I login to Facebook, I get bored, but i still don't wanna leave it.
Is convinced Facebook is a time machine. . . I only came on a minute ago and already 2 hours have passed!?
2 mints silent for those.. Who seen but didn't like my posts.
3 things I have learned from Facebook! (1) Never trust FB friends. One day they will backstab you. (2) Never be in a relationship from FB. Better be in relationship with 1 you know personally. (3) Don't be excited if you receive friend request from girl, it may be fake id. :P
Awesome moment is when you reading someone's status and you know its for you.... :-)
Behind every deleted Facebook & Whats app account there is an untold story.
Dear FACEBOOK! Don't show us so much attitude, You can't even Sign Up without us Yours Sincerely: Msn, Yahoo, Email, Hotmail :P.
Dear Facebook, Don't feel proud about your popularity 60% of your profiles are fake ! :P
Dear Facebook..! Plz change your "What's on your mind" to "Copied..??...Now Paste Here"! :P :P :P:P
Dear Facebook... Every time I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her?" Is she your sister..??? :p
Definition of LIKE button on Facebook!!! Girls believe that it will cost Rs 5 for hitting like button 1 Time and they don't like anything except their own status.... Whereas boys know that its completely free of cost and effectively utilize it to impress girls by Liking their Status updates and comments even if they are senseless.... Welcome To FACEBOOK :P
Drug?? No thanks, I am addicted to worst than that.... i:e Facebook
Facebook Saves Life..!! A depressed college Student went to Railway Track for Suicide.... Train was Coming Closer and He Suddenly came out of the track and Said... "Oh Shitt !! Forgot to Update status In Facebook that Im Gonna Die" :D
Facebook and Twitter are becoming new favorite investigative tools for divorce lawyers.:p=D
Facebook is in relationship with you tube..:-P
Getting Blocked by your GF/BF on Facebook is like electronic Divorce :p :D
How Stories Will Begin In The Future "Once Upon A Timeline..." :D
I Still Remember Those Days When Photos Were Taken For Memories & Not For Facebook Profiles..!! :-| ;)
If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up, remember, you can always change your birthday on Facebook :-P
If your relationship status says, "It's complicated" you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single" :)
I guess actions Speak Everything..... Not a Facebook Status!!!
I had a Facebook crush, it all ended after her Photoshop trial version expired.
I hate it when I look horrible in a group photo and the person who looks good refuses to delete it....
I hates studying for exams, Is there any fb APPLICATION for that?
I hate studying for exams, Is there any fb APPLICATION for that?
I hate when I look horrible in a group picture and the person that looks good refuses to delete it.
I login to Facebook, I get bored, but i still don't wanna leave it.
Is convinced Facebook is a time machine. . . I only came on a minute ago and already 2 hours have passed!?