Facebook Status, Facebook Funny Status, Cool Status for Facebook, Facebook Angry Status, Cute Status for Facebook.
I was content with my life till people started sharing pictures of their vacations, cars and parties on Facebook!
Just because my status is "Single"... doesn't mean I am ''Available'.. It's just that my family members are in my friends list on Facebook.
Just because my status is "Single"... doesn't mean I am 'Available'.. It's just that my family members are in my friends list on Facebook.
Life is like Facebook - People will like your problems & often comment on them, but only a few will try and help you solve them, while everyone else is too busy trying to update their status.
My Girlfriend ask me... Facebook or Me? Sometimes I really miss her.. :P :D
Nokia Connecting People.... Facebook connecting Fake People :D
One spelling mistake in your update and there you find illegitimate sons and daughters of Englishmen to correct it. :D :P
On social networking sites, the winner of any argument is always the one with better English. :D
People on Facebook dont even bother to say HI.. but they never forget to wish you birthday! how cute :)
People who spend their time taking selfies should change their last name to ".JPEG"
Quitting Facebook is the new, adult version of running away from Home. We all know you're doing it for attention and we all know that you'll be back. :p
Relationship now a days.... start weed poking And... end weed blocking :p :)
SINGLE is not a relationship status. Its a word describing your loneliness. If you ask me, yes I'm SINGLE.
Send me game request and Win Free "Unfriend" .. :P
Stealing other people's statuses on Facebook is called a Face lift.
Tell me what status should be if the person is single but also telling that he/she not available....?
That annoying couple who decided to show the world over Facebook how much they love each other :/
The first thing we think when someone takes a photo of us..Will it look good on Facebook ? ;) :P
The person who looks good in the group photos is always the one who uploads it.!!
There Are Lessons In Life That Cannot Be Taught In School That's Why There Is.... F A C E B O O K...:p :D :O
What is the problem of boys on Facebook, They fell in love with fake profile... And it hurts them :-P :-P
When Ever I see Your Name In My Notification I dun Know why a SMILE Automatically Comes On My Face....
When I'll Die, I'll Give Permission To Ma Friend For Changing My Status To - "Is Chilling With God"
When I first joined Facebook I never thought this sh*t would be this addictive.
Whenever I See Your name in My notifications I Don't Know Why, I automatically Smile ... :):)
When you have nothing good to Post on FB, don't put pressure on yourself....you may Shit.
When you take an amazing picture you automatically think: "That will be my new profile picture".
Who says that Facebook friends are not your real friends? They enjoy seeing you on the internet every day. Miss you when you're not on. Showing compassion when you lose someone you love. Sends you greetings on your birthday. Viewing the pictures you put on, likes your status. Makes you laugh when you are sad. Makes you laugh when you have the urge to cry.
Why is FaceboOk such a hit? It wOrks on the principle that- "PeOple are mOre interested in Others life than their Own" :P
Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle that "People are more interested in others lyf then their own!"
You are the reason behind why I log-in to facebook everyday.
You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.
You need a rajnikanth's heart... to reject a Girl's request on facebook =)) :p
Facebook Fb Status
It really sucks when the only status that comes to your mind is something you can't share :/ :PI was content with my life till people started sharing pictures of their vacations, cars and parties on Facebook!
Just because my status is "Single"... doesn't mean I am ''Available'.. It's just that my family members are in my friends list on Facebook.
Just because my status is "Single"... doesn't mean I am 'Available'.. It's just that my family members are in my friends list on Facebook.
Life is like Facebook - People will like your problems & often comment on them, but only a few will try and help you solve them, while everyone else is too busy trying to update their status.
My Girlfriend ask me... Facebook or Me? Sometimes I really miss her.. :P :D
Nokia Connecting People.... Facebook connecting Fake People :D
One spelling mistake in your update and there you find illegitimate sons and daughters of Englishmen to correct it. :D :P
On social networking sites, the winner of any argument is always the one with better English. :D
People on Facebook dont even bother to say HI.. but they never forget to wish you birthday! how cute :)
People who spend their time taking selfies should change their last name to ".JPEG"
Quitting Facebook is the new, adult version of running away from Home. We all know you're doing it for attention and we all know that you'll be back. :p
Relationship now a days.... start weed poking And... end weed blocking :p :)
SINGLE is not a relationship status. Its a word describing your loneliness. If you ask me, yes I'm SINGLE.
Send me game request and Win Free "Unfriend" .. :P
Stealing other people's statuses on Facebook is called a Face lift.
Tell me what status should be if the person is single but also telling that he/she not available....?
That annoying couple who decided to show the world over Facebook how much they love each other :/
The first thing we think when someone takes a photo of us..Will it look good on Facebook ? ;) :P
The person who looks good in the group photos is always the one who uploads it.!!
There Are Lessons In Life That Cannot Be Taught In School That's Why There Is.... F A C E B O O K...:p :D :O
What is the problem of boys on Facebook, They fell in love with fake profile... And it hurts them :-P :-P
When Ever I see Your Name In My Notification I dun Know why a SMILE Automatically Comes On My Face....
When I'll Die, I'll Give Permission To Ma Friend For Changing My Status To - "Is Chilling With God"
When I first joined Facebook I never thought this sh*t would be this addictive.
Whenever I See Your name in My notifications I Don't Know Why, I automatically Smile ... :):)
When you have nothing good to Post on FB, don't put pressure on yourself....you may Shit.
When you take an amazing picture you automatically think: "That will be my new profile picture".
Who says that Facebook friends are not your real friends? They enjoy seeing you on the internet every day. Miss you when you're not on. Showing compassion when you lose someone you love. Sends you greetings on your birthday. Viewing the pictures you put on, likes your status. Makes you laugh when you are sad. Makes you laugh when you have the urge to cry.
Why is FaceboOk such a hit? It wOrks on the principle that- "PeOple are mOre interested in Others life than their Own" :P
Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle that "People are more interested in others lyf then their own!"
You are the reason behind why I log-in to facebook everyday.
You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.
You need a rajnikanth's heart... to reject a Girl's request on facebook =)) :p