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my hobbies include eating and complaining that i'm getting fat.
all i want in life is to lose weight and gain money yet instead, here i am, gaining weight and losing money
You don't really truly know someone until you get ridiculously drunk with them.
You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana.
You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana.
You can't buy happiness.but you can buy ice cream,which is kinda the same thing (;
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream. And that's kind of the same thing.
You're at Starbucks? Please post pictures of your coffee, I've never seen one before.
When you're stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate, and sweets.. Why? Because 'Stressed' spelled backwards is 'Desserts' :)
When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if other people can hear it too.
We've solved so many world problems, and yet chocolate still has calories.
True beauty is within" for example opening your fridge
Thinks chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.
The year is 2089. Toasters are made clear now and no one burns toast or bagels. Crime is at 0%
There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note, "Don't eat me." Now there's an empty plate and a note, Don't tell me what to do.
The only clubs I'm into are sandwiches.
The first sip of a hot beverage is always the scariest sip.
That moment when skinny people call themselves fat and your heavier than them.
That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says "I'm so fat." and you stand there like (-_-)
Television + food, it just goes together
Stop complaining about being single on valentines day. We have bigger problems here, like why McDonald's doesn't serve breakfast after 10:30
Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonald's doesn't serve breakfast after 10:30.
Poor alcohol, it gets blamed for everything.
Okay, can someone please invent the opposite of a microwave. I need my beer cold, now. And no, the freezer is not fast enough :)
Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza.
Nothing says "I've already given up on this day" quite like a Taco Bell breakfast.
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
My dinner stomach is full, but my dessert stomach still has room.
My diabetic friend died in his sleep. I forgot to wish him "sweet dreams."
Mom, can we go to McDonalds?" "there's food in the fridge." "That's not what I asked..
Mom, can we go to McDonalds?" "there's food in the fridge." "That's not what I asked..
Men: Uses love to get sex. Women: Uses sex to get love. Me: Uses coupons to get pizza.
LIKE if you can't tell the difference between coke & pepsi.
Just finished my 6 minute upper body workout-it was pretty easy:arm down,pick up food,arm up,put food in mouth, switch arms :)
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Really doesn't get why people like brunch. What's the benefit of combining break-dancing and lunch?my hobbies include eating and complaining that i'm getting fat.
all i want in life is to lose weight and gain money yet instead, here i am, gaining weight and losing money
You don't really truly know someone until you get ridiculously drunk with them.
You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana.
You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana.
You can't buy happiness.but you can buy ice cream,which is kinda the same thing (;
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream. And that's kind of the same thing.
You're at Starbucks? Please post pictures of your coffee, I've never seen one before.
When you're stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate, and sweets.. Why? Because 'Stressed' spelled backwards is 'Desserts' :)
When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if other people can hear it too.
We've solved so many world problems, and yet chocolate still has calories.
True beauty is within" for example opening your fridge
Thinks chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.
The year is 2089. Toasters are made clear now and no one burns toast or bagels. Crime is at 0%
There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note, "Don't eat me." Now there's an empty plate and a note, Don't tell me what to do.
The only clubs I'm into are sandwiches.
The first sip of a hot beverage is always the scariest sip.
That moment when skinny people call themselves fat and your heavier than them.
That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says "I'm so fat." and you stand there like (-_-)
Television + food, it just goes together
Stop complaining about being single on valentines day. We have bigger problems here, like why McDonald's doesn't serve breakfast after 10:30
Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonald's doesn't serve breakfast after 10:30.
Poor alcohol, it gets blamed for everything.
Okay, can someone please invent the opposite of a microwave. I need my beer cold, now. And no, the freezer is not fast enough :)
Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza.
Nothing says "I've already given up on this day" quite like a Taco Bell breakfast.
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
My dinner stomach is full, but my dessert stomach still has room.
My diabetic friend died in his sleep. I forgot to wish him "sweet dreams."
Mom, can we go to McDonalds?" "there's food in the fridge." "That's not what I asked..
Mom, can we go to McDonalds?" "there's food in the fridge." "That's not what I asked..
Men: Uses love to get sex. Women: Uses sex to get love. Me: Uses coupons to get pizza.
LIKE if you can't tell the difference between coke & pepsi.
Just finished my 6 minute upper body workout-it was pretty easy:arm down,pick up food,arm up,put food in mouth, switch arms :)