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I want a hot body but I also want hot wings.
Is there gonna be food? "Yeah" Ok then i'm coming.
Is there gonna be food?" "Yeah""Ok then i'm coming.
Isn't it weird that after 30,000 years of eating bread, everyone is gluten allergic now?
I need to hire someone who will follow me around and just knock the unhealthy food out of my hand.
I need pumpkin flavored EVERYTHING.
I just stepped on a cornflake. Now, I am officially a cereal killer.
If you say you can't cook what your really saying is that you can't read and follow directions.
If you open your fridge and find nothing to eat, lower your standards.
If you drink enough fluids in the morning, you will feel happier, sharper, and more energetic throughout the day.
If there is no chocolate in heaven.. I AM NOT GOING !
If history has taught us anything, it's that reheated french fries are gross.
If I was supposed to share them, they wouldn't be called nachos.
I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
I eat so much... I make fat kids look skinny!
I don't trust people that dislike tacos.
I disagree that hunger isn't an emotion. I feel it in my SOUL.
I'm trying to kick dairy and now I've got the milk shakes.
I'm the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time.
I'm so excited for Valentines Day all the chocolate is gonna be on sale YAY
I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat. Story of every person's life.
I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat... :D
I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat... :D
Hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they're fighting over the world's last Oreo.
Hiding your favorite food from the rest of your family because you're a selfish bitch.
Hell hath no fury like me when I'm slightly inconvenienced and hungry.
Food is my favorite. If I ever share it with you, then you're pretty damn special.
Everything sucks .. .. .. .. .. except FOOD !!!! ¯\_(?)_/¯
Eat like every day is Thanksgiving.
Eating popcorn: 80% during trailers. 20% during the movie.
Eating popcorn: 80% during trailers. 20% during the movie.
Eating an orange before working out not only keeps you hydrated but also keeps your muscles from getting sore
Dear food commercials, No one eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people..
Dear food commercials, No one eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people..
Dear Vegetarians, If you love animals so much, then why do you keep eating all their food?
Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.
Dear Fridge, I will be back in 35 minutes, please go shopping. Sincerely, Hungry as hell!
Chips have little nutritional value. That's why you need to eat the whole bag.
Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.
Arizona 99 cent drinks are the shit. Period.
Alcohol - Because no good story started with someone eating a salad.
Accomplishing things before the microwave hits 00:00.
"ughh I'm so full".."who wants dessert?".."MEEE!!!"
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I will stop eating ice cream out of the container once I make it completely level.I want a hot body but I also want hot wings.
Is there gonna be food? "Yeah" Ok then i'm coming.
Is there gonna be food?" "Yeah""Ok then i'm coming.
Isn't it weird that after 30,000 years of eating bread, everyone is gluten allergic now?
I need to hire someone who will follow me around and just knock the unhealthy food out of my hand.
I need pumpkin flavored EVERYTHING.
I just stepped on a cornflake. Now, I am officially a cereal killer.
If you say you can't cook what your really saying is that you can't read and follow directions.
If you open your fridge and find nothing to eat, lower your standards.
If you drink enough fluids in the morning, you will feel happier, sharper, and more energetic throughout the day.
If there is no chocolate in heaven.. I AM NOT GOING !
If history has taught us anything, it's that reheated french fries are gross.
If I was supposed to share them, they wouldn't be called nachos.
I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
I eat so much... I make fat kids look skinny!
I don't trust people that dislike tacos.
I disagree that hunger isn't an emotion. I feel it in my SOUL.
I'm trying to kick dairy and now I've got the milk shakes.
I'm the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time.
I'm so excited for Valentines Day all the chocolate is gonna be on sale YAY
I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat. Story of every person's life.
I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat... :D
I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat... :D
Hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they're fighting over the world's last Oreo.
Hiding your favorite food from the rest of your family because you're a selfish bitch.
Hell hath no fury like me when I'm slightly inconvenienced and hungry.
Food is my favorite. If I ever share it with you, then you're pretty damn special.
Everything sucks .. .. .. .. .. except FOOD !!!! ¯\_(?)_/¯
Eat like every day is Thanksgiving.
Eating popcorn: 80% during trailers. 20% during the movie.
Eating popcorn: 80% during trailers. 20% during the movie.
Eating an orange before working out not only keeps you hydrated but also keeps your muscles from getting sore
Dear food commercials, No one eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people..
Dear food commercials, No one eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people..
Dear Vegetarians, If you love animals so much, then why do you keep eating all their food?
Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.
Dear Fridge, I will be back in 35 minutes, please go shopping. Sincerely, Hungry as hell!
Chips have little nutritional value. That's why you need to eat the whole bag.
Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.
Arizona 99 cent drinks are the shit. Period.
Alcohol - Because no good story started with someone eating a salad.
Accomplishing things before the microwave hits 00:00.
"ughh I'm so full".."who wants dessert?".."MEEE!!!"