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was thinking about bringing sexy back...but I can't find the receipt...damn...I was gonna exchange it at Wal-mart for the new book...Being Single for Dummies...
totally single, totally free, totally happy, TOTALLY SATISFIED ..
thinks being single is like having a McDonalds - I'm Lovin' It :)
they'll get here some day.
needs to get away from here for a while. Don't care where, just need to get away to sort myself, my life, and my head out..
loves it when ppl find out they's single n say sorry like they r offering condolences at a funeral. Being single isn't a disease, sometimes its the cure !!!
loves being single because you can flirt with anyone you god damn please ;)
it seems romance is dead these days so therefore I am happy staying single until someone proves me wrong!!
has standards when it comes to dating...and wonders why so many put on a pretense until the day to meet comes...then all you see is a idiot in front of you?!
feels like walking up to someone and kissing them just for the hell of it.
You can never be happy as someones other half unless you can be happy as a whole all on your own. ;)
Yes, I'm Single. [I]t's Means: [S]tress [I]s [N]ow [G]one [L]ife is [E]asier
Wishes people didn't think that single parent means desperate for sex... it doesn't!!
When I'm single all I see are happy couples!!! and when I'm in a relationship all I see are happy singles!!! The grass is always greener on the other side!!
When I'm single all I see are happy couples!!!
What's worse then being single? Having someone in mind to change that status. And that person doesn't feel the same, or is too far away to do anything about it
What would you say if i asked you out? Put this as your status an see what people say. .
Wanted by many but taken by none ;P
I am what i am i cant help myself & if you don't like it get with somebody else ill never change my ways its not a phase this is how it is & how its gonna stay.
I F..bad..ing hate being single! it sucks! > :pI
Free to a good home:- one heart, slightly battered, in need of some TLC
Doesn't feel sorry for themself, just sorry for the guy that is missing out on such an amazing girl.
"Don't play hard to get with a man who is hard to get" - Sex in the City
Always hears "ur cute" and "ur so sweet" so what i'm good enough to be your friend but nothing more? be honest for once and tell me whats wrong w/ me...
1 Universe, 8 planets, 192 countries, 180497 islands, 85 seas, more than 7 billion people. And I'm still single!
*ahem* May I have your attention please? I have an announcement to make. I am single&looking! I repeat I am single&looking! Thank you that is all!
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{NAME} is so thankful for all my friends who are "in a relationship.' Yeah, reminds me of how thankful I am to God that I am "Single"was thinking about bringing sexy back...but I can't find the receipt...damn...I was gonna exchange it at Wal-mart for the new book...Being Single for Dummies...
totally single, totally free, totally happy, TOTALLY SATISFIED ..
thinks being single is like having a McDonalds - I'm Lovin' It :)
they'll get here some day.
needs to get away from here for a while. Don't care where, just need to get away to sort myself, my life, and my head out..
loves it when ppl find out they's single n say sorry like they r offering condolences at a funeral. Being single isn't a disease, sometimes its the cure !!!
loves being single because you can flirt with anyone you god damn please ;)
it seems romance is dead these days so therefore I am happy staying single until someone proves me wrong!!
has standards when it comes to dating...and wonders why so many put on a pretense until the day to meet comes...then all you see is a idiot in front of you?!
feels like walking up to someone and kissing them just for the hell of it.
You can never be happy as someones other half unless you can be happy as a whole all on your own. ;)
Yes, I'm Single. [I]t's Means: [S]tress [I]s [N]ow [G]one [L]ife is [E]asier
Wishes people didn't think that single parent means desperate for sex... it doesn't!!
When I'm single all I see are happy couples!!! and when I'm in a relationship all I see are happy singles!!! The grass is always greener on the other side!!
When I'm single all I see are happy couples!!!
What's worse then being single? Having someone in mind to change that status. And that person doesn't feel the same, or is too far away to do anything about it
What would you say if i asked you out? Put this as your status an see what people say. .
Wanted by many but taken by none ;P
I am what i am i cant help myself & if you don't like it get with somebody else ill never change my ways its not a phase this is how it is & how its gonna stay.
I F..bad..ing hate being single! it sucks! > :pI
Free to a good home:- one heart, slightly battered, in need of some TLC
Doesn't feel sorry for themself, just sorry for the guy that is missing out on such an amazing girl.
"Don't play hard to get with a man who is hard to get" - Sex in the City
Always hears "ur cute" and "ur so sweet" so what i'm good enough to be your friend but nothing more? be honest for once and tell me whats wrong w/ me...
1 Universe, 8 planets, 192 countries, 180497 islands, 85 seas, more than 7 billion people. And I'm still single!
*ahem* May I have your attention please? I have an announcement to make. I am single&looking! I repeat I am single&looking! Thank you that is all!