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Best Status for Whatsapp Awesome Collection - P11

Best Status for Whatsapp Awesome Collection - P11

vivek

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If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel.
Ignorance is a characteristic amongst many, while wisdom is a virtue to few.
It is better to wear out than to rust out.
It takes a long time to grow young.
It's easier to find excuses than to find courage. ...
Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth: for thy love is better than wine.
Life is 10% of what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it.
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit.
Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so.
Love begins at home, and it is not how much we do . . . but how much love we put in that action.
Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes just be an illusion.
Love comfort like sunshine after rain.
Love conquers all things
Love consists in this, that two solitudes protect and touch and greet each other
Love gives itself, it is not bought.
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.
Readers are plentiful: thinkers are rare.
Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.
The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship
The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes.
The stone that the builder refused, will always be the head cornerstone.
The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is.
Things turn out best for those who make the best of the way things turn out.
To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - to all of life's problems.
To be challenged is invitable to be defeated is optional. ...
To remain young while growing old is the highest blessing.
True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.
We must become the change we want to see.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.
Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
You more often recognize your inadequacies rather than your strengths.
Young men want to be faithful, and are not, old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

Best Status for Whatsapp Awesome Collection - P9

Best Status for Whatsapp Awesome Collection - P9

vivek

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A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.
A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
A pair of star-crossed lovers.
A woman would run through fire and water for such a kind heart.
Action should culminate in wisdom.
Age does not protect you from love, but love to some extent protects you from age.
Aging is not 'lost youth' but a new stage of opportunity and strength.
Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend.
All men, even the most surly are influenced by affection.
All would live long, but none would be old.
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love.
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
As soon go kindle fire with snow As seek to quench the fire of love with words.
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.
At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet
Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
Be yourself, who else is better qualified?
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.'
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Can there be a love which does not make demands on its object?
Celebrate all the things you don't like about yourself - love yourself.
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend.
Come, let us take our fill of love until the morning: let us solace ourselves with loves.
Do all things with love.
Don't take life to seriously because you'll never get out alive
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
For God's sake hold your tongue, and let me love.
Friends are the sunshine of life.
Friendship is one mind in two bodies. Unknown Friends are the siblings God never gave us.
Friendship isn't a big thing - it's a million little things.
Friendship's the wine of life.
God always answers your prayers, sometimes the answers just NO.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.
Hatred can be overcome only by love.
Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts.
He who is devoid of the power to forgive is devoid of the power to love. -
Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.
I want to die young at a ripe old age.
I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel.

Best Status for Whatsapp Awesome Collection - P10

Best Status for Whatsapp Awesome Collection - P10

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The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
The only limitations in life are the limitaions you put on yourself...
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk they're sober.
There's nothing more precious in this world than the feeling of being wanted.
There are big ships and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship.
There isn't a person anywhere who isn't capable of doing more than he thinks he can.
The wisest man is he who does not fancy that he is so at all.
The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.
Though an old man I am but a young gardener.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe.
Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come.
What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
When I was a child I was afraid of ghosts. As I grew up I realized people are more scary.
Yes, I m single, & You've to be damn beautiful to change it. ;)
Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.
She takes your hand, I die a little… :(
Sitting in class wondering how the hell the teacher got the job.
Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
Sometimes i feel like giving up, then i remember i ve lot of motherf**kers to prove wrong.
Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.
Stay strong, make them wonder how you're still smiling.
Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life :P
There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS, so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE !
The two hardest things to say in life are hello for the first time and goodbye for the last.
Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
Treat me like a queen and i'll treat you like a king. But If you treat me like a game, i'll show you how its played.
When I ask you to listen a song, it's because the lyrics mean everything i'm trying to say to you…
When people talk behind my back Remember it is a best position to kiss my a**.
When words fail, tears speak..
YOUR dream is to have an iphone 5 but poor peoples there dreams are to go to school...
You are the first person who has been able to make my heart beat slower and faster at the same time.
You don't need to like me I'm not Facebook..
You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.
flip the coin.. head i am yours, tail you are mine. :)

Best Status for Whatsapp Awesome Collection - P8

Best Status for Whatsapp Awesome Collection - P8

vivek

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Friendship makes prosperity more brilliant, and lightens adversity by dividing and sharing it.
Friendship often ends in love, but love in friendship - never.
Happiness is a perfume which you cannot pour on someone without getting some on yourself.
Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love, this is the eternal rule.
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
He who cannot love must learn to flatter.
History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
I am sick of women who love me. Women who hate me are much more interesting.
I am totally in the hands of the Lord.
I believe that love cannot be bought except with love.
I drink therefore I am
If you have to think before spending money on anything, you're not rich enough
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
I love to do the things the censors won't pass.
In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.
I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.
I would rather commit adultery than drink a glass of beer.
Life is a flower of which love is the honey.
Life is nothing without friendship.
Live your life and forget your age.
Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.
Love does not dominate, it cultivates.
Love hath made thee a tame snake.
Love in your heart wasn't put there to stay Love isn't love until you give it away.
Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.
Love is a game that two can play and both win.
Love is a great beautifier.
Love is all we have, the only way that each can help the other.
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Love is being stupid together.
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
Nobody is too busy, its just a matter of priorities
None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.
Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.
One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool.
Remember that very little is needed to make a happy life.
Some people go to priests, others to poetry, I to my friends.
Success is never final. Failure is never fatal. It is courage that counts.
Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
That man never grows old who keeps a child in his heart.
The bridges you cross before you come to them are over rivers that aren't there.
The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom

Best Status for Whatsapp Awesome Collection - P7

Best Status for Whatsapp Awesome Collection - P7

vivek

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Friendship makes prosperity more brilliant, and lightens adversity by dividing and sharing it.
Friendship often ends in love, but love in friendship - never.
Happiness is a perfume which you cannot pour on someone without getting some on yourself.
Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love, this is the eternal rule.
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
He who cannot love must learn to flatter.
History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
I am sick of women who love me. Women who hate me are much more interesting.
I am totally in the hands of the Lord.
I believe that love cannot be bought except with love.
I drink therefore I am
If you have to think before spending money on anything, you're not rich enough
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
I love to do the things the censors won't pass.
In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.
I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.
I would rather commit adultery than drink a glass of beer.
Life is a flower of which love is the honey.
Life is nothing without friendship.
Live your life and forget your age.
Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.
Love does not dominate, it cultivates.
Love hath made thee a tame snake.
Love in your heart wasn't put there to stay Love isn't love until you give it away.
Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.
Love is a game that two can play and both win.
Love is a great beautifier.
Love is all we have, the only way that each can help the other.
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Love is being stupid together.
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
Nobody is too busy, its just a matter of priorities
None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.
Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.
One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool.
Remember that very little is needed to make a happy life.
Some people go to priests, others to poetry, I to my friends.
Success is never final. Failure is never fatal. It is courage that counts.
Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
That man never grows old who keeps a child in his heart.
The bridges you cross before you come to them are over rivers that aren't there.
The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom
The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
The only limitations in life are the limitaions you put on yourself...
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk they're sober.
There's nothing more precious in this world than the feeling of being wanted.
There are big ships and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship.
There isn't a person anywhere who isn't capable of doing more than he thinks he can.
The wisest man is he who does not fancy that he is so at all.
The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.
Though an old man I am but a young gardener.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe.
Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come.
What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
When I was a child I was afraid of ghosts. As I grew up I realized people are more scary.
Yes, I m single, & You've to be damn beautiful to change it. ;)

Best Status for Whatsapp Awesome Collection - P6

Best Status for Whatsapp Awesome Collection - P6

vivek

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I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I am looking for.
I say this; I say that, what the hell you want to listen from me?
I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i'm God.
I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking…
I won't try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me :P
I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
I would like to shot by Hitler instead of living with a rude friend like you.
I'll be yours forever, just tell me when to start.
I'm a liar. But then, how can you be so sure of this statement to not be a lie?
I'm not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.
I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.
I'm too busy right now, can i ignore you some other time?
I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.
If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?
If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them.
If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more.
If you ever think I am ignoring you, I swear I am. My phone is in my hand 24x7 :-P :-D
If you want to be rude then you should become a celebrity.
It's funny how many lies can be packed in one LOVE LETTER.
Its amazing how crazy i feel when my phone vibrates and I'm begging it to be you.
LIFE – LOVE = ZERO
Let Fools Chase The World.. I only want you ;)
Let me hurt your face, may be I got a little relief by doing this.
Loving you is like breathing How can I stop?
ME without you is like: Facebook without friends, YouTube without videos and Google with no results.
My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
My favorite kind of people are the relatives who give money when they leave. :D
My first name and your last name would sound great together.
My life is open book but i don't allow everyone to read it.
My mind tells me to give up, my heart won't let me.
No matter where I am, no matter where you are, I'll be there when its over baby. Cause I was there from the start.
Not every goodbye is painful like a ”goodbye class” from teacher!!
Of course I'm not perfect; there's a crack in my ass!
Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
People need to lose the attitudes today b'coz I am NOT in the mood.
Person you love is 72.8% water.
Pillow is my best hair stylist - Waiting for better tomorrow!
Read books instead of reading my status!
Real men stay dedicated to only one girl!
Roses are red Sky is blue ..Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two !!!
Smile today, cry tomorrow. Read this everyday!
Some people are alive only, Because it's illegal to kill them.
Some people are perfect in being *FAKE* then being *REAL*.
Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams :)
Sorry about those messages that I sent you last night, my WhatsApp was drunk.
Space available for advertisement.:-p
Stop ! Status under construction :D
The only math I can remember is that …. You + Me = Forever
The whole world is great! That is…until you wake up.
There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?
Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love.
Warning, it's not safe to talk to me at the moment..
Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words. :D
What is the main reason for failure? I think its EXAMS. What do you think?
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say!
When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss you.
When I write Etc., it means End of Thinking Capacity :D
You ignored the softness of my heart and get ready to believe on my mean behaviour.
the first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest. :P

Best Status for Whatsapp Awesome Collection - P5

Best Status for Whatsapp Awesome Collection - P5

vivek

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(bell symbol) Engineering
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Available when get WiFi Network !!
Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas !!
Can't Whats App, only calls !
Cant walk... vehicles only..!
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire:-D
Distance is suck... My room is so far away from kitchen :-/
Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine ;)
Genius by birth evil by nature human by chance..
Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.
Good relationship doesn't need promise, terms and conditions. It just needs a *She* who can trust and a *He* who can be loyal.
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
Happy on the outside, but simply dieing on the inside.
Hated by many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some, confronted by none.
Hey WhatsApp, I'm using you!
Hey there ! WhatsApp is using me .
Hey there! I am using Hamam soap !
Hey there! I'm using cocaine :D
Hey there! WhatsApp is using my Internet Data Balance :D
Hey there! You're using WhatsApp!
Hey there! be there.
History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.
I Was Born Cool but Global Warming Made Me Hot.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally….
I am not scared of dying, I just don't want to!
I am not virgin, My life f**ks me everyday.
I am the type of person who wants to get good grades but doesn't want to study :)
I don't trust anyone. Even the Devil was once an Angel.
I feel like a Indiana Jones, b'coz you are the treasure I am looking for.
I hope Karma slaps you in the face before i do.!!
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I learn from the mistakes of others......to whom I have given advice to.
I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you?
I love the ones who are in my life and make it amazing. I also love the ones who left my life and made it fantastic.
I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.
I may be wrong… but i Doubt it !!!

Best Status for Whatsapp Awesome Collection - P4

Best Status for Whatsapp Awesome Collection - P4

vivek

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I don't hate schooI. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
I don't have a dirty mind, i have a sexy imaginations.
I don't have time to hate people,who hate me.because, I'm too busy in loving people who love me.
I don't insult people, I just describe them.
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog.
If being hot is a crime …………….. ARREST ME.
If you don't care, stop talking about it.
If you love me raise your hand & you don't then raise your standard.
I hate when people look at my phone while I'm typing. It's not that I have something to hide... It's just none of their damn business :/
I have a bad habit of reading a text and forgetting to reply.
I need a Google in my mind :) and an Anti-virus in my heart..
I need a lifetime lover, not a night time lover.
I smile... Because I don't know WHAT THE HELL is going on.
It's better living in the zoo than living with you..
I tried to be normal. Worst two minutes of my life.
I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.
Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :P
Life is so much better when you stop caring about what everyone thinks, and start to actually live for yourself.
Life is to Taste, not to Waste !
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, If you can't laugh at yourself, CALL ME...I'LL LAUGH AT YOU.
Life was much easier when APPLE and BLACKBERRY were just fruits.
Love is cute when it's new, but love is most beautiful when it last.
Mans are many but money is money :D
Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number :D
Music is my escape from the bullshit in life..
My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
My favourite kind of people are the relatives who give money when they leave. :D
My heart is stolen…can I check your bra?
My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day
My silence doesn't mean that I quit… It simply means that I don't want to argue with people who just don't want to understand!!!
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
Never apologize for being you.
Never be fooled by what you see on the outside, b'coz on the inside it's often a different story.
No matter how much i try to forget you, you'll always be a part of me.
No matter how “busy” a person is, if they really care, they will always find the time for you.
No matter if my name is not big, but I have done big works.
OF COURSE ! Talk to myself, sometime i need expert advice.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist :P

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